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Jill's Voicemail/E-Mail

"Hi, you've reached Jill McTeague. I'm not in right now, so if you'll please leave a message, I'll get back to you after while.


"Oh, and if a guy picks up the phone, don't tell him anything. In fact, pretend it didn't happen."



Jan. 18th, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
Crazy Phone Day
"Hi! Sorry to bother you on a Sunday. Assuming Sundays are a bother which they might not be. Anyway, I was thinking that since you and I are kind of in the same club with the whole wacky body that isn't 100% our body yet isn't, so far as we know, part of some kind of demonic and/or alien possession, that maybe we could form a club of our same clubness? You know, for people like us who might not be totally freaked out but might sometimes wake up and wonder where this thing sticking up in that region that's not our tummy and not our hips came from?

"I mean not that we don't know where it came from, but it can still be surprising no matter how often it happens. So, uh, maybe? With the clubness? Let me know?"
Jan. 18th, 2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Crazy Phone Day
(Continued here)